Reblog if you’re ugly.
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When a fast food place keeps getting your order wrong.
“Move Bitch I will do it myself!”
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babies
- Me: I hate babies, the only reason I would want them is for the wrong reasons. Like I would name it and then want it to grow up so I could brag about its accomplishments but never talk to it.
- Leah: Yeah like I hate that they have a kill-switch on top, its way to fragile
- Me: And I hate when people have their babies. Like if I said look at that picture on my wall, how long would you look at it for?
- Leah: 1 second
- Me: Exactly, that's how long I want to look at your baby for, but then they want you to look at it for longer, or ask if you want to hold it. What does that mean? I am going to hold it, then it will cry, throw up or poop. Like why do I want to look at your baby for an extended period of time? Does it do something? Does it have apps? Can I send a text message via your baby? No.
